Crazy Curriculum


Jonathan Clements

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From the Headmaster:

  • Tuesday’s Biology lesson will be replaced by a special study of Intergalactic Communication
  • The English Project for the first half of this term will be “Famous Second Lines of Great Poems”. The first lesson will be of William Wordsworth, who wrote: Ï wondered lonely as a cloud, with my ghetto blaster turned up loud.
  • Exams start on Thursday..  Some of them last for several days, and pupils are advised to bring sleeping bags and clean socks.
  • Will Rasputin, Einstein, Houdini and Shakespeare please collect their reports